Tag Archives: random funny

… That boy…

We were driving to Durham separately, I with my GPS and Trent following me, but I needed to get gas so I pulled into a station and climbed out of my car. Trent followed me on in, pulling his his … Continue reading

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But, -why-?

Trent: Let’s go see Iron Man tonight! Arie: Noo.. we should stay home and have lots of sex. Trent: Why? True story, boys and girls.

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Did you get the number of the truck that hit me?

I’ve got a minor depression that’s hanging on my shoulders for reasons that will become clear in the next couple days… so in an attempt to cheer myself up enough to get to work, I’m going to tell you a … Continue reading

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This is why we can’t have nice things…

Two hours ago I decided to go to bed and get a couple hours’ sleep before I go do a whole driving around and having dinner thing… Due to one of those completely logical chains of events that so characterize … Continue reading

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Bwa-huh?

Today, December 26th with henceforth be known as the day that, exactly two months before my 23rd birthday, a clerk refused to sell me Sudafed because I left my ID in the car and couldn’t prove I was over 18. … Continue reading

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A Moment in My Life…

“Where is my tablet stylus?! Where is my damned stylus?! I can’t finish this comic without my stylus! For the love of Verra, why can’t I ever find ANYTHING in this damn place?! That’s it I’m cleaning EVERYTHING. No more … Continue reading

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Something strange is happening here…

A little while ago I noticed my hair had… gained some colour. And by colour I mean a round patch of pale blue, tinting a section of my hair. I noticed it while I was brushing my teeth, went: o.O, … Continue reading

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Hmm.

Tonight an Under-aged Elf Girl and her mother argued over who would get to use the computer to spend the evening cheering me up. I may be tragically flawed and inherently unlovable but my life is still pretty cool.

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o.O

Boys, boys, boy. There’s something I need to say. I’m making this announcement as a public service. Pay attention. When you’re hitting on your waitress (and I have I told you yet not to hit on your waitress? don’t hit … Continue reading

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Help!

I’m trapped in my room because there’s a giant bug flailing around on its back in the middle of the staircase. I know, I know. I’m a whuss. Every time I go near it I scream and flail and run … Continue reading

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